Warning: This is a Real Life postScene 1
Tim and Samuel playing tackle football in our living room.
Tim: Did we have a poop situation go on here? (holding his pointer finger out in the air with a brown blob on the end)
Michelle: What do you mean?
Tim: Well, what's this? (As he gives it a whiff)
Michelle: Yeah, he did a poopy in his pants before but I cleaned it all up. Maybe, he pooped some more and it fell out of the leg of his pants.
Tim: Oh great, we've been rolling around in it. (Pointing to the small brown stain on the carpet)
Scene 2:
Michelle is cleaning Samuel up for a second time.
Michelle is cleaning Samuel up for a second time.
Michelle: Lay down here buddy, so I can wipe you clean.
Samuel: Do I have poopy in my heiney mom?
Michelle: Yes, don't touch.
Samuel: Oh Okay (As he puts his finger on his rear and then wipes it on his shirt)
Can you say EEEEWWW?!?!
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4 comments:
I love it. The things we never thought we'd be doing just a few years ago: playing tackle football in poop.
I also love the "okay mom" as he does the exact thing. That's a classic Juliana.
poop, poop, wonderful poop...
:)
ummmm...yuck.
But so hysterical and these things only happen (hopefully) in families with little kids.
Hysterical. For me, anyway. :)
Hey - I stole your "real life" idea for a day. Hope you don't mind :)
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