According to yesterday's comments, y'all like my cat.
(She is rather photogenic, isn't she?)
And many of you seem like the kind hearted, nurturing, be nice to animals types. So let me pull on your heart strings for a moment.
Chicken "Not So" Little needs a home!
Yes, our sweet and rather plump kitty is not happy. She was pampered, played with and got lots of good ole kitty cat lovin' until Samuel arrived and wrecked her world. After a few months and some animal therapy
(just kidding), she adjusted to her new place in the family. She and Samuel eventually became buddies.

Life was good again until that dreaded day when the stork dropped Gabrielle on our doorstep. Chicken once again had her world turned upside down.
She gets fed but not necessarily when she wants. We forget to give her her kitty cat laxative
(this is important when you are 11 years old). She can't find a lap to sit on because who has time to sit in this household? And Samuel thinks she likes pillow fights and leap frog. Not her idea of fun as evidenced by the hissing and scratching.
She's plainly unhappy! And we must find a home before someone gets hurt - either the cat or my son. Do any of you know of a person/family without children that could give her a home?
Oh, please say yes, please!!!